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created Monday, November 14th, 2005 9:26:58pm

Vermont is a great place to meet someone if you're in your mid-40's.

Keep this in mind, all you upwardly mobile heads, as you grow older in
other, warmer parts of the U.S. 

25% of the adult population of Vermont are trust-funders, so for all
you non-upwardly mobile heads, there's your selling point.

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