all this talk

created Friday, October 7th, 2005 8:52:12pm

it took me many years to get past all of the bullshit.  there is a lot
of it around, and after i just ponied up and started telling people
what i thought (no matter what) the realization that whatever you want
really is in front of you came true.  i'm talking about asking for
sex, how you want it, where you want it, who you want it from, what
turns you on, and if something really does turn you off, that too.  

it is this empowerment of the full sexual mindset that can make people
you never thought you had a chance with your next bedmate if you so
choose.  of course it's not 100 percent by any means, but it does work
sometimes.  if only you knew how many guys were checking you out. 
they all want to fuck you.  all the time.  every night in every hole.
 just ask one of them and you'll be surprised at how quickly he's got
you up against a wall somewhere, panties soaked and pulled to the side
(or even better (none at all to start, hint).  as the situation
progresses light fades and you realize your eyes dont work anymore. 
he's fucked you blind, and he'll do it again.  once you let him know
you want it, you won't have to ask twice.  believe you me! **

** disclaimer:  if you are not at least 40% thinner than the average
american adult the above may never happen to you.  it's hard to pin a
lifetime of doritos up against the wall.  unless the other partner is
equal or greater in weight.  then you have to watch the ankles.  you
fat fuckers.

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