Personality Test

created Sunday, August 28th, 2005 1:37:15pm

I'm really just trying to type a stream of consciousness thing here
where I don't use any punctuation, although I guess I am going back
and fixing my spelling mistakes and just used a comma but that's all
part of the game as far as I'm concerned as I listen to Midnight
Marauders by Tribe Called Quest, who I thought was a really good band,
although perhaps geared a little too much towards being approachable
for white kids from the suburbs with lots of money, but then again I
guess that's as good a motivation for making a record as any, when you
think about it, and when you think about, when you think about it is a
really stupid expression, unless it's something like Schadenfreude,
which nobody's ever really thought about anyway except for some really
arrogant German people, which always bothers me, cuz it's like, you
have nothing to be arrogant about, you tight-pants, tight-shirt
wearing douche, thanks for Scorpions, while we're on the subject, but
then again, without them we wouldn't have Heisenberg, and he was a
pretty important guy in terms of like, science and stuff that I don't
really understand, and also we wouldn't have had a lot of other cool
stuff, I'm sure, but I guess I'll just never visit there, which is
kind of ironic considering I took German for 3 years in high school,
but never really learned to say much outside of "your mother has anal
sex with donkeys", although I think the way I conjugated it it came
out, "your mother inserts her penis into a donkey's anus," which isn't
really the same thing, although the thought of one's mother actually
having a penis can be disturbing, unless one's mother got a sex
change, and you would have already addressed any issues related to
your mother being in possession of a phallus, which is something I
sure hope I never have to go through, I'm a pretty weak guy
emotionally who gets upset by little tiny things sometimes even though
I know that they're really inconsequential, it's as if I can't focus
beyond 5 minutes in front of my face, which is not an expression but
works really well in an e.e. cummings sort of way of implying
blindness that would have to be metaphorical given the circumstances
without acutally coming out and saying that I was blind or something
like that, that kind of obvious writing really bothers me, it reminds
me of Dean Koontz and, to a lesser extent, Tom Robbins, who writes the
same damn story every time, and, come to think of it, both of those
dicks do, and I don't like them, I'd rather read something about ugly
things like Bukowski because I guess it makes me feel superior or
something, even though I'm not really that type of person, I would hope.

What type of person do YOU think I am? 

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