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RE:Fakers anonymous

created Monday, August 1st, 2005 11:11:15pm

Explosive Diaria- that excuse only works for spunky Cuban chicks.

I'm an "Im not feeling well" kinda guy. 
I dont think its my boss's business to mind the type of fake illness I
have. In fact, its intrudes into my homelife. Work is work, diaria is
diaria, and boss's need to learn the difference.  

Will you use gurgling tummy sound effects over the phone if you go
with explosive diaria?
 
Good Luck!

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