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Conservation, yes or no. Let the Asparagus Decide.

created Monday, July 25th, 2005 1:35:22am

     While I am of the like mindset of being a disgruntled eco-
friendly/free thinking political idealist I can't help but wonder 
how many gallons of water I waste every time I flush the toilet.  I 
live in an apartment, so peeing wherever I damn well please in the 
yard might not go over so well with neighbors.  Not flushing seems 
like it would save water but I have a girlfriend to think about and 
besides that I like to entertain.  To flush or not to flush?  I say 
choose it like a fine wine.  Good bouquet?  Bold color?  You sir are 
a fine choice to go straight down the pipes.  Bon voyage and au 
revoir.

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