Comedic Revolution

created Wednesday, July 13th, 2005 10:24:36am

I am going to get rich writing a book explaining the best ways to 
call in sick or otherwise avoid work. It will be a comedic 
masterpiece, with the "dirty secret" feel to it that makes every 
reader feel as if they're in on the joke. I will outline my 
strategies, rationales, and even a few tried and true techniques, 
supplement these with illustrations and/or diagrams as necessary, and 
make sure that I'm doing my part to bring down the capitalist system 
one CTO hour at a time.

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